What would you do with one million dollars?

• What would you do with one million dollars?
• I guess I would go full baballoozo!
• What does that even mean?
• I don’t know, but it sounds pretty exciting!

Thinking of it, Jake would like to go full baballoozo. He was always eager to experience new and exciting things to share with his friend Luis and had a hard time coming up with anything even third-hand lately. He was slightly disappointed in himself. Why didn’t he feel like experiencing it for the sake of it or his pleasure?

It was always to show off, to have something to tell, especially Luis. He felt a strong pressure coming from his peers, especially from Luis. Even in his dreams, Luis was making regular appearances. There, Luis was wearing different costumes, inevitably fitting him as if they were made to measure.

«I see two options,» he murmured to himself, «killing Luis or sucking his cock.» Jake was convinced there should be a third one. Neither of these two sounded like a genuine baballoozo. Not to mention they didn’t sound so attractive to him. His psychoanalyst would be delighted, however. He had been insisting on talking about Luis for months. To Jake’s bewilderment, his psychoanalyst was utterly persuaded that the topic was worth digging deeper.

Jake intuitively knew that to go full baballoozo, one needs to paint one’s full body in green and shake arms like a tree its branches in the wind, one needs to jump over the rope and reach for the candy floss hanging from the hornets’ nest, and one needs to box outside the think!