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Top 5 Pickup Lines And What They Say About You
These pickup lines will drive you anywhere!
I’m fueled with energy by looking at your pictures. Let’s meet and make it renewable.
What does it say about you?
You’re horny as f*ck; that’s what ‘fueled with energy’ means in dating language. It could sound you’re in for ONS, but the desire to make it renewable more than compensate. It’s a promise for commitment, and that’s gold on dating apps.
When to use it?
Any profile that is as hot as a solar panel or as wet as a hydroelectric power plant. Recommended for profiles that blow like a wind turbine. Avoid profiles looking smelly like biomass unless you’re into that stuff.
I’m a bit of a Steve Jobs myself; would you like to connect the dots?
What does it say about you?
You likely are a college drop-out, but not a billionaire. There’s also a non-zero chance that you have kids and dot coloring books to share.
Why use it?
Steve Jobs is an authority; writing his name in a sentence gives credibility to anything or any claim. Here’s proof if needed: read the previous sentence one more time but replace Steve Jobs with John Smith. It doesn’t sound the same; does it?
And connecting the dots sounds mysterious, full of…
