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It’s Black Friday For My Undies

Smillew Rahcuef
2 min readNov 27, 2020

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Black lace undies and a doughnut
Black Undies for Black Friday by https://unsplash.com/@dainisgraveris

Black Friday is everywhere, even on dating applications. Here are the best profile descriptions and pickup lines to be used on this very special day!

It’s Black Friday For My Undies

1. They start dropping today

2. Nobody picked them up on Single Day

3. Look inside for more great deals!

4. Limited stocks available

5. Only today, free shipping

6. Match online, pickup in bed

7. Less wishing, more granting

If Looking For SEX

9. DTF starts now!

10. Members get more

11. With prices starting from ONS

12. ONS. Improved.

13. Up to 50% on ONS and more

14. For any ONS you choose, you get a second one for free

15. We’re open early and late

16. Pick it up your way

17. First come, First serve

For Longer-Term Commitment

18. Let’s make it a Black Week together

19. Time for cyber-sex week

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