It’s Black Friday For My Undies

Black lace undies and a doughnut
Black Undies for Black Friday by https://unsplash.com/@dainisgraveris

Black Friday is everywhere, even on dating applications. Here are the best profile descriptions and pickup lines to be used on this very special day!

It’s Black Friday For My Undies

1. They start dropping today

2. Nobody picked them up on Single Day

3. Look inside for more great deals!

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Smillew Rahcuef

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