We’re not the same

Flying First Class With a Loser from Economy Sitting Next to Me

The sad story of my nightmare flight

Smillew Rahcuef

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Doctor Funny

4 min readApr 30, 2024

businessman-signing-a-contract-on-a-private-jet. Except you don’t see the contract because I cropped the picture. Also I pretend it’s me and that it’s first class instead of private jet for the purpose of the article. In other words, I lied. But I lie all the time, so it’s OK. — **Me, enjoying my Lagavulin, lumpenproletariat, not pictured** — Pexels **(I look older in first)**

I flew from Philadelphia to San Francisco at the end of March for important business meetings. As usual, I flew first class and got my favorite seat, 1B.

We’re not the same

Flying First Class With a Loser from Economy Sitting Next to Me

The sad story of my nightmare flight

Written by Smillew Rahcuef