Black Friday Boost Bonanza By Smillew

Book (of Fallopians)

By the power of Black Friday, I grant myself boosting powers

I read this piece two years ago when Andrew Rodwin generously submitted it to the Smillew Writers Challenge. I laughed when I read it back then, and still do when I reread it. Brilliant, witty, funny. I’m jealous and wish I had written it.

You Can Legislate My Ovaries When You Take Them From My Cold, Dead Body

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