Black Friday Special

A Quick Note to My Readers, Followers, and Subscribers

And by quick, I mean a three-minute read because it’s the minimum if I want to make some money out of this “article”

Pexels is sorry too

Dear Beautiful People,

I didn’t ask for your permission, but I would like to ask for your forgiveness.

It’s Black Friday week, and I’ve been publishing more articles than usual.
(and editing them less — admittedly. Although it’s hard to edit less than I usually do.)

You might be a bit sick of me and my shenanigans.
(hard to believe, I know.)

But Black Friday wouldn’t be Black Friday without all the spam and push to read more of my articles, would it?
(some would argue it’s the same with any other Friday, but let’s not get into this.)

I hope you can understand why I did all this.
(It was for money.)

I did it all for you.
(and money.)

It’s because I wanted to offer you the best of the best deals in honor of this giant cringefest of a capitalist party that Black Friday became.
(in the past, as you…