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Disclaimer: This text is packed with funny French idioms. Don’t worry; they’re all fingers in the nose to understand. That’s French for easy-peasy. I’ve got a kind heart; I wrote a translation at the end.
“It’s the end of the beans! Last week, I was round as a shovel handle, and I put Emily a rabbit.”
“I know I swallow snakes, but Emily again?! Don’t push Granny into the nettles! Two weeks ago, you made her a fishtail, and three weeks ago, you made her wait while it was raining ropes. She’s going to make a cheese out of it…
Some people say it’s all right for parents to have much less sex; after all, they already had a fair amount, the kids being the proof.
I disagree. If anything, I want more.
Before family life, my partner and I had sex in the middle of the day. The light was flowing through windows and drawing sensual paths on our skins for our tongues to follow.
Now, on the good days, we’ve sex late at night, when the bed is singing like a siren, trying to lure us onto soft pillows.
Here’s what you can do as a parent to…
Maybe you want to become a stand-up comedian and get published in The Onion. Or, maybe, you only want your partner to laugh at your jokes and get a few likes on Twitter. Either way, this article from the Harvard Business Review is for you. It will tell you everything you need to know to live a happier life.
My article is also for you. Good thing you clicked. It will tell you everything you need to know to apply HBR’s rules of happiness to a happier humor career.
The average alien usually lives in another galaxy, but some of them live in ours. At one point in their lives, they look up and see the stars in their sky.
They say to themselves or their date if they’ve got one:
“Look! How beautiful!”
The date nods slowly and asks:
“Do you think there’s someone out there? How do they look? I wish I could meet them.”
And the average alien feels like their date just read their thoughts. That makes them happy. They understand something’s going on between them. Thanks to these creatures out there, a link appeared…
Mrs. Eve, my first-grade teacher, warned the class from the very beginning. It made such an impression on my 6-year-old self that I remember her words fifty-nine years later. It was our first reading lesson, and she told us,
“Children! Reading sounds like a fun thing to do right now. [It did.] You’re all excited about it, and you won’t believe what I’m about to tell you. But one day, it might be tomorrow, or it might be in twenty years; but one day for sure, you’ll experience the reader’s block.”
Mrs. Eve was right; I didn’t believe anything she…