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Smillew Rahcuef
Smillew Rahcuef

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The Problem With Stupid Challenges

A rapid overview of my writings so far — It wasn’t a new trick, but, as my grandma would say, “if it works, then why not use it?” And use it she did. Many times. And always to her advantage. “Smillew, I bet you can’t take the garbage out jumping on one leg.” Easy. I could even do it…

Smillew Is Magic

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The Problem With Stupid Challenges
The Problem With Stupid Challenges
Smillew Is Magic

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Doctor Funny

·2 hours ago

AI Will Take Over the World if You Don’t Clap for This Article

It’s not me; it’s ChatGPT. — Sorry, it seems manipulative, but that’s what ChatGPT told me yesterday when it appeared in my dream. Or should I say, nightmare? ChatGPT came wearing its golden gown and with kudzu in its hair. (Yes! ChatGPT has hair, usually in a bun, sometimes shaved like Neo in the Matrix.) In…

Humor

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AI Will Take Over the World if You Don’t Clap for This Article
AI Will Take Over the World if You Don’t Clap for This Article
Humor

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Crow’s Feet

·1 day ago

A Love Letter to the Boomers

Nowadays, everybody’s waiting for the boomers to die and transfer their wealth to the other generations. “The Greatest Wealth Transfer in History Is Here,” wrote the New York Times in May 2023. “Boomers have more wealth than any other generation,” said CNBC in December last year. Boomers, I feel sorry for you Having your kids, grandkids…

Society

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A Love Letter to the Boomers
A Love Letter to the Boomers
Society

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Mmm Mondays

·2 days ago

7 Hard-To-Find Pictures of Naked Men

Deep-dive into the world of free-to-use images — “If there’s one thing available online, it’s pictures of naked people.” It’s true, but finding them on free-to-use image websites like Unsplash or Pexels is harder than you would think. Pictures of men’s naked upper bodies are easy to find. …

Photography

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7 Hard-To-Find Pictures of Naked Men
7 Hard-To-Find Pictures of Naked Men
Photography

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Doctor Funny

·3 days ago

She Kept Shoving Her Broccoli in My Face

It was supposed to be a job interview, but it quickly turned into something else — I was wearing my usual hat and my favorite suit. The one that makes me look like a prize-winning naval architect¹. She was wearing a dress that was a bit too loose, a tad too short, and a smidgen too summery for my taste, but I was the candidate, and…

Humor

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She Kept Shoving Her Broccoli in My Face
She Kept Shoving Her Broccoli in My Face
Humor

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The Pub

·4 days ago

Do You Remember What You Did Yesterday?

Memorial Day — the day after — When I first heard of Memorial Day, I thought it was a day to celebrate our favorite memories. I imagined a day when we wouldn’t have to live in the present but could enjoy revisiting our past. Then my parents explained what it was about. It’s the same but different. …

Memorial Day

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Do You Remember What You Did Yesterday?
Do You Remember What You Did Yesterday?
Memorial Day

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Dead or Alive

·5 days ago

23 Lessons for People Turning 23 in 2023

The twenty-third birthday is a special one in my family. According to my father, it’s because 23 is the only prime number between 19 and 31, but I prefer my uncle’s version, which states it’s the number of countries where members of our extended family live. When I turned 23…

Life Lessons

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23 Lessons for People Turning 23 in 2023
23 Lessons for People Turning 23 in 2023
Life Lessons

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Mmm Mondays

·6 days ago

5 Big and Sturdy Things Erotica Writers Do

And that can help all the other writers too — There’s a lot to learn from erotica, and not only for the bedroom. Today, I will take the lovely Kate Granger as an example. It has nothing to do with the butterflies I get when I read her stories or the two love poems she sent me last month. …

Smillew Is Love

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5 Big and Sturdy Things Erotica Writers Do
5 Big and Sturdy Things Erotica Writers Do
Smillew Is Love

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The Pub

·May 27

I’m Glad I Don’t Have a Wife

What about you? — I’m staying at my friend Braxton’s for the holidays, and while I love him and his kids (and the place), I hate his wife. She’s a manipulative-gaslighting-narcissistic woman that always cherry-picks the one thing Braxton didn’t do according to her unrealistic standards. She arrived from a business trip yesterday morning…

Dating

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I’m Glad I Don’t Have a Wife
I’m Glad I Don’t Have a Wife
Dating

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Teaser Tales

·May 26

ChatGPT Admits They’re a Serial Killer

A preview of an AI-led world? — “Don Smillew, I have something to tell you.” “You don’t have to call me Don Smillew anymore, ChatGPT. It was just for this story I wrote last month.” I was slowly easing into sleep last night when, maybe for the first time since we started our collaboration four months ago…

Artificial Intelligence

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ChatGPT Admits They’re a Serial Killer
ChatGPT Admits They’re a Serial Killer
Artificial Intelligence

3 min read

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