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7 Life Lessons From My Undies
They’ve been with me everywhere. My undies have seen and heard (too) many things. It’s high time for them to share their wisdom.
Sometimes you need to scoot over
Once you’ve done your job, it’s ok if someone shifts you or pushes you aside. Don’t stick your tongue out at them! Being a team player is of crucial importance to score; others have to get their hands dirty too.
It’s a thin line between G-string and Thong
One minute you’re a Goddess, “you look so sexy with this underwear,” and the next one, they throw you on the floor like an old smelly sock. Remember! It’s not how many times you get knocked down that count; it’s how many times they pick you up!
Sometimes you need to stay in the drawer
It’s not healthy to conceal everything all the time. Let it go, don’t be a control freak. Other parts of the team also need to run wild and free.
Be flexible
Things change. Hips slim down and go round. If you want to stay in the game, you need to adapt to the new environment.
In some situations, you need to work overtime
You might be tired, you might be smelly, but there’s no one else, so it’s time for a second shift. And, after all, you’re not that smelly.
