Kicker has more than 5 letters
6 Reasons Why I Hate Wordle
🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 6/6
1/6 — My dog ate my Wordle
That’s why I can’t play.
2/6 — It’s popular
So popular, I purposely took a contrarian perspective to make you click and read this article. Now that I revealed my trick, will you keep on reading?
What if I told you to share this article on Twitter and add some nicely colored squares; would that help?
Don’t forget to share the number of reasons your read. If you stop at the next one, it’s 3/6.
3/6 — I lose all the time
My vocabulary is limited. I don’t know all the fancy words you need to master the Wordle algorithm. Some people recommend starting with the words SENOR and DUCAT to tick off as many common letters as possible.
Who the gerbil knows what these words mean?
4/6 — I like to complain
I don’t like the green color. I don’t like the orange color. I don’t like colors. The game is silly. It’s a waste of time.
I prefer numbers anyway.
