42 Stupid Questions to Boost Your Engagement on Twitter

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Twitter is a social media platform created in 1578 by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, a Japanese samurai and feudal lord.

Toyotomi created the platform because he liked to test his friends’ wits with silly questions. The tradition remained, and today many people on Twitter still ask stupid questions daily.

Here’s the ultimate list of 42 idiotic questions you can use to increase your engagement on the pigeon platform.

(If you’re too lazy to read them all at once, follow me on Twitter, I’ll ask them there as well.)

1. If the tree in the forest falls, does the mosquito cry?
2. Would you rather lick the floor or the inside of your microwave?
3. If your favorite color is turquoise, does it mean you’re more likely to vote Republican?
4. When was the last time you hugged your chair?
5. When you picture your partner seven years from now, what do they look like?
6. Would you rather fly with a banana on your ear or teleport with a tomato on your nose?
7. Can you juggle two cell phones?
8. If your mother entered your closet right now, what’s the weirdest thing she’d see?
9. When spending the evening alone, do you lie to…