I first joined Medium in 2012 and have been ungrateful ever since.
Five months after joining, I started making good money on the platform and broke the four digits mark (see my photoshopped screenshot for proof).
Since then, I’ve been feeling entitled to my earnings and would like…
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As a child, John was called Johnny, even by his teachers. Johnny’s mother’s maiden name was Fingursdottir, which explains why she hired a private tutor from Iceland when Johnny’s understanding of mathematics started — to say the least — lagging.
Mr. Hringlaga, for it was the tutor’s name, had non-conventional…
Look at her gait. So elegant and classy. I bet she was a dancer younger.
She’s not walking; she’s jumping on clouds. Her plumpy body is bouncing around. …
This isn’t Jermaine Hall writing; this is Smillew.
Following Medium’s announcement, I’m here to report the death of the Smillew Writers Challenge. I planned on announcing the results last week, but I recently learned it’s fashionable to be late when hosting Writers Challenges.
Bear with me for a few…
My plan for social media is simple. I call it the butterfly effect.
First, I’ll grab them by the balls. I’ll show them profile pictures of their classmates and ask the dicks to rank them.
Then, I’ll pretend it’s only for the elite and will restrict access — for a…
“You can be anything you want.”
“Anything? What about a dragon?”
“Yes, dear, anything. Dragon is a popular choice. Look at little Jimmy there. JIMMY! Can you lift your shirt and show us your baby wings, please?”
Jimmy’s wings were marvelous filigree extensions. Now I also noticed the strange reflections…
I’m Smillew, VP of Imagination @CanYouImagine, and we’re happy to have you as a reader.
You’re doing an excellent reading job. Truly marvelous skills.
But today, all the happy collaborators @CanYouImagine and I want to celebrate your commenting prowess.
Don’t be shy! Prowess is the term to use…
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The elusive and illusory passive income that would enable us to lie on a sunbed in Hawaii all day…