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Welcome to the small print where I tell you everything in convoluted and intricate language. For example, if you sign up for Medium with my referral link, I’ll get 50% of your membership price forever, net of payments fees, of course.
This was part II in my conceptual exploration of the meta possibilities offered by the platform. Part I was differently weird, but also weird.
I guess I don’t need to add my referral link one last time?
I understand you don’t know me and have no reason to trust me. Let’s get that out of the way. Above is the slightly photoshopped screenshot as proof.
I first joined Medium in 2012 and have been ungrateful ever since.
Five months after joining, I started making good money on the platform and broke the four digits mark (see my photoshopped screenshot for proof).
Since then, I’ve been feeling entitled to my earnings and would like…
If you don’t live in an alternate universe as I do, you likely lost the Medium Writers Challenge⁸⁸. Given the quality of your writings, it’s hard to understand why.
I’m here to help.
Here’s a top-secret transcript⁹⁹ from the judges’ judging center located in one of the best resorts on…
If you’re a writer here, you might need a backup from time to time. Someone that would:
You might even want tough-love feedback. The kind that…
As banana split, my arch-enemy, is served, I can’t help but wonder how many times we’ve done this before. Is this what they call fate?
“I can do this all day!” I shout. The server doesn’t flinch; she knows me too well. We almost went on a date once.
Listing the ten things of something is just shitty writing in the form of a listicle²².
But Paul likes them.
Here are the ten things I…
My wife didn’t murder me while I was washing the dishes. She waited till I finished.
But let me backtrack a bit.
It was a sunny Sunday morning. The ones we usually see in commercials for tampons and pads. …
In this first haiku, I imagined Keanu waking up naked.
suddenly keanu fake
whilst watching the reeves
In the following haiku, I imagined Keanu falling asleep naked.
suddenly keanu drag
betrayed by the reeves
In this third haiku, I imagined Keanu watching the sun set naked.