Published in The Pub·PinnedMember-onlyThe Problem With Stupid ChallengesA rapid overview of my writings so far — It wasn’t a new trick, but, as my grandma would say, “if it works, then why not use it?” And use it she did. Many times. And always to her advantage. “Smillew, I bet you can’t take the garbage out jumping on one leg.” Easy. I could even do it…Smillew Is Magic2 min readSmillew Is Magic2 min read
Pinned👋 Hello Stranger!Thanks for dropping by, stay as long as you want :-) — → Do you like challenges? How many links can you follow? How many articles can you read and comment on? Check out your strength below! Badges to win and easter-eggs to find! Start easy with this story, it has more than 10,000 claps! (All the links are FREE/Friend LINKS, enjoy!) …Add A Tag And Be Happy2 min readAdd A Tag And Be Happy2 min read
Published in The Pub·1 day agoMember-onlyAre You Ready for the Singularity Event of 23/4/23?Huge, powerful things are coming our way. — If you missed the Mayan apocalypse of 21 December 2012 or the manifestation portal of 2/22/22, don’t worry, you have another chance with the singularity event of 23/4/23. Pope Gregory XIII predicted this event in 1582!! That’s more than 444 years ago, and it’s no coincidence. I’ve been preparing for…Future4 min readFuture4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·2 days agoMember-onlyI Am a Professional Vagina SnifferAnd I’m here to leave a pungent whiff in the vagina-sniffing world — If you were to hire a vagina sniffer (more on that later), wouldn’t you ask them to sign a non-disclosure? I have worked with some of the biggest names but cannot tell you who because of the NDAs I signed. But I can tell you about the one BIG contract…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in The Pub·3 days agoMember-onlyGuess Who Got 100,000 Views This Month!!!(It’s not me) — When I created The Pub, many publications editors laughed. “What a ridiculous name! Nobody will want to write for your pub.” “Hahaha, stories published there will get 12 views at best.” “Shaking my head. Yet another generalist publication on Medium.” How the turntables! In the last 30 days, the Pub…Smillew Is Magic2 min readSmillew Is Magic2 min read
Published in The Pub·4 days agoMember-onlyMastodon Is Doomed To Fail — Here’s WhySorry, it’s not my fault. — I love Mastodon, I even wrote an article about it, but it’s not the new TikTok. If anything, it’s part of the NGMI (Not Gonna Make It) group with the former revolutionary and hype app that nobody’s using now: Clubhouse. I searched for “Mastodon number of users,” and the top…Social Media3 min readSocial Media3 min read
Published in The Pub·5 days agoMember-onlyHow To Beg For Money(online) — You would think begging for money is easy, but you would be wrong. Begging for money is an art. While anyone interested in trickle-down economics can successfully use the techniques revealed here, it’s particularly true for Medium writers as they’re usually penniless. What are my credentials you ask? I’m a…Money4 min readMoney4 min read
Published in All About M·Mar 16Member-onlyNew Features Medium Needs, Like, YesterdayIt’s all about gamification nowadays. — Long introduction short, I love Medium and would love it even more if these features were available. Plus, I’m pretty sure some of them would help with readers’ engagement. Here we clap: #1 — The 1,000,000 claps badge Some Medium members use Chrome extensions to get advanced statistics and follow their milestones. Even some publications do…Inspiration3 min readInspiration3 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Mar 15Member-onlyShort Critique of an Article I Don’t Remember ReadingTL;DR — I didn’t like it the first time I didn’t read it, and didn’t like it the second. — I don’t know if it’s age or a selective brain, but I don’t remember reading the article I’m about to critique. For the kind of critiques I write, it doesn’t matter because I usually don’t read the articles I critique. It’s a policy I decided to follow upon the advice…Smillew Is Love2 min readSmillew Is Love2 min read
Published in The Pub·Mar 14Member-only5 Reasons Why I Love Gary LinekerHe’s (one of) the GOAT! — I have to warn you I’m partial. I have been following Gary since I was 9, and he played for Leicester City in the second division. …Society3 min readSociety3 min read
